My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
(Источник: amovible)via drwhowinckel
When you are a Kaizers Orchestra fan, you aren’t just a fan. They do not make music to passively enjoy; they are a lifestyle. They make music from our lives, for our souls. Their music is an essence in itself, an entity, a reality. It will live on, no matter how long the band’s hiatus. It’s like a Tulpa; it will always exist and continue to exist, because of the passion and soul we have all put into its existence.
Why I hate myself
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